1. Who's genius idea was it to have 'round table staff meetings' at 9 AM on MONDAYS? KILL.
2. How is my heater clicking on in the middle of motherloving JUNE supposed to keep me from wallowing in dank hole of self-pity and depression because? It feels like IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE SUMMER.
3. How much caffeine will it actually take for me to feel like a human today? 1 cup of coffee? 2? 37?
4. How are you?